IV: New Year’s Resolutions

Here is my list of unrealistic and/or unrealisable New Year’s resolutions for 2026

1. Give up sugar for 333 days
2. Remove the word like from my vocabulary
3. Only watch television (/stream rubbish) on Sundays
4. Daily, do 15 squats whilst flossing my teeth whilst doing Kegel exercises
5. Bin the excuse that my kids are ill for non-attendance
6. Adhere to strict food-hygiene conditions in the studio, i.e. washing hands.
7. Run up all stairs
8. Don’t paint in clothes that do not already have paint on
9. Be honest when people ask what I think about their artwork
10. Finish my novel